Let me preface this story by saying, up front, yes I bribe my child sometimes. I try not to do it in response to bad behavior but sometimes yes I've bribed my child to sit on the potty or, in this instance, to help her make it through a three hour football game. I know there are parents out there that frown on this sort of thing but you know what - you are better parent than me if you can get a two year old to sit through a three hour football game without a little something novel.
For Campbell, her bribe was a sucker. She's never had one before and was super pumped. They were small suckers not some giant as big as your head Blow-Pop. And yes, she had more than one. But I digress - the point of this post is to laugh at what is in store for me in a few years because I know when she's actually thirteen and the exchanges aren't as cute I will have a much harder time laughing.
The first glimpse of a teenage Campbell came Friday when she insisted on playing in her room with her door closed. Luckily rather than locking me out - I can remember several teenage exchanges with my mother about locked bedroom doors - when I said "Campbell whatcha doin in there?" She poked her head out, said "Who me?" and then responded she was playing. I asked if I could come in and play, too and she gladly admitted me. No theatrics.
At the football game we were behind the stadium walking around to change the scenery some when she spotted kids playing on the large anchor outside the stadium. Campbell wanted to join them - which she couldn't do because it was outside the fence and I didn't have our ticket stub and because she would have gotten clobbered by the teenagers playing on it assuming she didn't fall off and bust her head open. So, to distract her I told her I had one more sucker in our seats and asked if she wanted to get it. The following exchange still cracks me up:
Me: "Do you want to go eat the last sucker?"
Campbell: "Yes. You go get it. I'll stay here."
Me: "Well, honey, you're only two so I'm not leaving you here. We'll go back to our seats."
Campbell: Pause for deep thought "You stay here I'll go get it." (I follow as she starts to walk away - and she notices) "No Mommy! You stay here! I'll go get it."


